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New Jersey
On New Year’s Eve, people in New Jersey stay up ‘til midnight and watch their hopes drop.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Places
New Jersey
The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country; the study has a margin of error of 100 percent.
Conan O'Brien
(1963 – ) television host & comedian
Places
New Jersey
Rebecca Freeland, 1741 – She drank good ale, good punch and wine, and lived to the age of 99.
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New Jersey
New Jersey is to America as America is to the world.
Rory Albanese
(1977 – ) American television producer, writer & comedian
America
Emotions
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New Jersey
Christine Todd Whitman had to resign as the head of the EPA; you know, when the governor of New Jersey decides the environment is hopeless, you gotta really think that one through.
Greg Giraldo
(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
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New Jersey