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New York Yankees
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.
Mike Royko
(1932 – 1997) newspaper columnist
America
Baseball
Places
Sports
New York Yankees
Wait until Tommy (Lasorda) meets the Lord and finds out that He's wearing pinstripes.
Gaylord Perry
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
Lasorda is famous for his love of the Dodgers
New York Yankees
Tommy Lasorda
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
Mike Royko
(1932 – 1997) newspaper columnist
Baseball
Sports
New York Yankees
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.
Joe E. Lewis
(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer
Baseball
Sports
New York Yankees
When I was a kid, I wanted to play baseball and join the circus. With the Yankees, I've been able to do both.
Graig Nettles
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
New York Yankees
Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my “act,” it is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
Bill Veeck
(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
Baseball
Sports
New York Yankees
The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be. You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.
Bill Lee
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
New York Yankees
When you’re walking to the bank with that World Series check every November, you don’t want to leave. There were no Yankees saying, “play me or trade me.”
Hank Bauer
(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
Success
New York Yankees