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Nightmares
In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.
Richard Jeni
(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Activities
Problems
Sleep
Dreams
Nightmares
Give them pleasure – the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Emotions
Entertainment
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Nightmares
Pleasure
Luna: You were screaming out different names in your sleep.
Miles: I was having sexual nightmares.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes
As Miles Monroe in “Sleeper”
Nightmares
Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?
Rue McClanahan
(1934 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Blanche Devereaux in “The Golden Girls”
Nightmares
I wrote my nightmares out this afternoon so I can get a good night’s sleep tonight.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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Sleep
Dreams
Nightmares
My nightmares have coming attractions.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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Sleep
Dreams
Nightmares