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Keyword:
Noise
Noise: Earitation.
Anonymous
Definitions
Noise
Fish are always eating other fish; if fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Animals
Fish
Noise
Oceans
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Characteristics
People
Situations
Neighbors
Noise
Party
Tolerance
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.
Christopher Morley
(1890 – 1957) author & journalist
Communication
Criticism
Critics
Noise
Railroad crossings
The crowd noise has gone up several octaves since the beginning of the game!
An unknown sportscaste
Misspokements
Sports
Noise
You're makin more racket than an empty wagon on a froze-over road.
Buddy Ebsen
(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies”
Noise
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Earphones
Noise