Keyword: Nose

A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Body Situations

Baroness Summerskill: Mr Cooper, have you looked in the mirror lately and seen the state of your nose?
Cooper: Well, madam, have you looked in the mirror and seen the state of your nose? Boxing is my excuse. What's yours?

English boxing champion
Appearance Boxing Insults Sports

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

Calling Durante's nose large is like calling Jack Benny "thrifty."

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Appearance Language

His nose is so big… he could smoke a cigar in the shower.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

Are you eating a tomato or is that your nose?

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)
TV/Movie Quotes

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Appearance Body Language

I sight down my nose to shoot, and now my nose isn't straight since I broke it. That's why my shooting has been off.

American basketball player
Appearance Basketball Body Sports

It's hard having a big nose… all my pullover shirts have stretch marks.

comedian
Appearance Body

A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Animals Appearance Situations Things

Keep your eye to the grindstone.

Malaprops

I'm Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer
Appearance People

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Emotions Food/Drink Laughter