Keyword: Nose

Are you eating a tomato or is that your nose?

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)

I sight down my nose to shoot, and now my nose isn't straight since I broke it. That's why my shooting has been off.

American basketball player

His nose is so big… he could smoke a cigar in the shower.

Keep your eye to the grindstone.

Baroness Summerskill: Mr Cooper, have you looked in the mirror lately and seen the state of your nose?
Cooper: Well, madam, have you looked in the mirror and seen the state of your nose? Boxing is my excuse. What's yours?

English boxing champion

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

I'm Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Calling Durante's nose large is like calling Jack Benny "thrifty."

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

It's hard having a big nose… all my pullover shirts have stretch marks.

comedian

A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?