Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Keyword:
Odds
Life is a gamble at terrible odds… if it was a bet you wouldn’t take it.
Tom Stoppard
(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Life
Odds
All life is 6 to 5 against.
Runyon's First Law
Life
Murphy’s Laws
Betting
Odds
Jimmy Hill: Don’t sit on the fence Terry, what chance do you think Germany has got of getting through?
Venables: I think it’s fifty-fifty.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Misspokements
Sports
Chances
Odds
Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
Shug Jordan
American football & basketball coach
Misspokements
Sports
Betting
Odds
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
Anonymous
Uncategorized
Odds
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50–50 it will.
Anonymous
Situations
Odds
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Activities
Murphy’s Laws
Shopping
Odds
The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
McGoon's Law
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Betting
Odds
If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.
Economists' Law II
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
50-50 chances
Odds
The incidence of anything worthwhile is either 15-25 percent or 80-90 percent.
LaCombe's Rule of Percentages
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Odds