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Opponents
Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities
Children
Games
Cheat
Opponents
Scrabble
Winning
The main problem with keeping your eye on the ball is you have to take your eye off your opponent.
Bruce Lansky
(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
Golf
Sports
Opponents
I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.
Glenn Healy
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
On preparing for his first game
Opponents
Boxing is built on bums. How else are you gonna know good from bad? How else is a good boy gonna get on top and get experience unless he fights bums? I tell ya, there's a shortage of bums.
Al Braverman
Boxing manager & promoter
Boxing
Sports
Bums
Opponents