Keyword: Optimism

My husband and I didn’t sign a pre-nuptial agreement; we signed a mutual suicide pact.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Marriage

Murphy was an optimist.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist
Characteristics

If you’re feeling good, don’t worry… you’ll get over it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Animals Characteristics

Some people think of the glass as half full; some people think of the glass as half empty; I think of the glass as too big.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Characteristics

I guess you could say I'm an internal optometrist.

Malaprops

Keep your nose up!

Mixed metaphors

There's light at the end of this rainbow.

Mixed metaphors

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

1867 – 1931) English novelist
Characteristics

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer
Appearance Body Fat

There's many a pessimist who got that way by financing an optimist.

Characteristics Money

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics