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Keyword:
Organization
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.
Tillis's Organizational Principle
Murphy’s Laws
Files
Organization
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Beliefs
God
Religion
Atheism
Organization
Prophet
Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.
Albrecht's Law II
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Stupidity
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Organization
Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are made by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.
Third Law of Decision Making
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Benefits
Decisions
Organization