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Out of soap

Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!

Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.

Flat as a fritter.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

Madder than’ a wampus cat

It would be better to dress him than to feed him.

Lower than a snake’s belly

Slow as Christmas

Well, that just frosts my ankles!

I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.

Well, shoot me for a billygoat.

Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.

I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.

Good Heavenly Days!

Less chance than a snowball in Hell.

He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

It's cold enough to hang meat in here.