Keyword: Other expressions

If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.

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Well, shut my mouth.

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I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.

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No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.

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Fixments

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Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!

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If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’

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Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.

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I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.

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His face was all plowed up

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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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This ain't my first rodeo.

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It’s like swimming through peanut butter.

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I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.

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That takes the cake

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If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.

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He's tighter than a fiddle string

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He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.

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You’re about as grateful as a toothache.

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I'd hire her to haunt a house!

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Got your feathers ruffled.

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