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Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
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Worn out
He’d make a cat laugh.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Foolish
Humor
Other expressions
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
Put it on the front door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let everyone know
Other expressions
She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very busy
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
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