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She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
I’m touching cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve got to use the bathroom badly
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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