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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Yeller dope
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Orange soda
Other expressions
This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pride
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
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Wild
Tall hog at the trough
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Important
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The top dog
Countrier than cornbread.
Miscellaneous
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Rural
Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Slow speed
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
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He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
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Swearing
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Powerful
Strong
Purtier than a peach.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
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Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
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A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Quietness
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
Peep of day
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Dawn
First light
Other expressions
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