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She looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
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Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
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Tired
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Slippery
Untrustworthy
I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
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Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
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Rural
He’s dumber than a day old pig.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Termperature
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Skinny
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rain
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
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Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
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