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Out of soap
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very angry
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
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Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
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Slow as Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someone who moves very slowly
Slow
Speed
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
Well, shoot me for a billygoat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
Other expressions
Well
Well I'll be darned
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
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He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An incredibly dishonest person
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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
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