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Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ticks
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
He’d make a cat laugh.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Foolish
Humor
Other expressions
I'd hire her to haunt a house!
Country expression
Appearance
Miscellaneous
Ugly
Other expressions
Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
Other expressions
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
Dead as 4 o’clock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quiet
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
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