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He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Had a hard row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A difficult time
In hard circumstances
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Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
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Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
Side gal
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A woman seen ‘on the side’
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Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
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Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
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Very difficult
Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
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You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
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Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
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Size
Small
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
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Settle differences
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
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Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
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Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
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Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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