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I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
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He has enough money to burn a wet mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone with a lot of disposable income.
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone wearing clothes that are too small
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Every dog has his day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone shines someday
Other expressions
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
Other expressions
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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