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Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Term of endearment
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
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Unfair
That girl’s meaner than cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
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He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said of a sound sleeper
Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Very angry
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
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It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Well, shoot me for a billygoat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
Other expressions
Well
Well I'll be darned
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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