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Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
Had a hard row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A difficult time
In hard circumstances
Other expressions
Crazy as a sack of bees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I've sallyjacked the potato salad.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I've made too much potato salad
Other expressions
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Other expressions
Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
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You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She was quiet
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
Fall in for vittles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Let’s gather at the table to eat
Other expressions
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is very persuasive
Other expressions
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