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Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
He's got both feet in the trough.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone eating vigorously
I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
Had a hard row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A difficult time
In hard circumstances
Other expressions
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
Other expressions
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never satisfied
Other expressions
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