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That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
Other expressions
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
She’s lost as last years Easter egg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
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