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You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You picked a good mate
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
Other expressions
This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horny
Other expressions
Rambunctious
Randy
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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