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Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
when you get a sudden chill
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
Well, shoot me for a billygoat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
Other expressions
Well
Well I'll be darned
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Spring chicken
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
I’m gonna tan yer hide!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Other expressions
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To appear very neat and fashionable
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow speed
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
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