Keyword: Other expressions (Page 11)

He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.

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I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.

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He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.

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I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.

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You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.

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Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.

Appearance Ugly

Creaking doors hang the longest.

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Can you carry me up to the picture show?

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It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.

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She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

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You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

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The bell cow

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So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks

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Stand pappy

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He/she looked like death eating a cracker.

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It's like trying to nail Jell-O® to a wall.

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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

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Finer than frog's hair

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Makes my butt wanna grind corn!

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