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He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is very persuasive
Other expressions
So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horny
Other expressions
Rambunctious
Randy
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
Other expressions
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Makes no never mind.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t matter
Makes no difference to me
Other expressions
Sight for sore eyes
Expression
Miscellaneous
Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
Other expressions
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
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