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She looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a martin to his gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With pure instinct
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' bumble bees.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A big wide grin
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It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
A blue million
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Responsibility
Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
Other expressions
The same
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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