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If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Patient
Spring chicken
Country definition
Miscellaneous
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Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Serve yourself at dinner
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
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Unripe
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
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Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
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Seasons
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You look terrible
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.
Miscellaneous
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Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
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When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Will never happen
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She has more than one lover
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
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Swearing
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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