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A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
Other expressions
Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Messed up as a soup sandwich
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
Got your feathers ruffled.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Upset
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