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She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very angry
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
Other expressions
So dry he had the rattles
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was very thirsty
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Really dressed up
Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Needless
Other expressions
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
Other expressions
Wild
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
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