Keyword: Other expressions (Page 12)

Another horse been in his barn

A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.

He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

Bring the door

He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.

She could make a preacher cuss!

The bell cow

It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.

Like a suck-egg dog

He’s three limbs up a willa.

Useful as a broken leg.

Fair to middlin’

I feel like a dog's breakfast.

Can you carry me up to the picture show?

“Mash” the gas

I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster

I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.

I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.