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Our grandpas swapped horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re distantly related
A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
I suwanne.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I declare
I swear
Other expressions
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
Other expressions
Wild
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A self-defeating act
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
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