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Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
Other expressions
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
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Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dirty
Other expressions
Sloppy
You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Worthless
Dead as 4 o’clock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quiet
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
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Pretty
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
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Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
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Like an old hen with one chick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fussy
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Proud
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I've sallyjacked the potato salad.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I've made too much potato salad
Other expressions
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Was best man at his wedding
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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