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He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
I ain’t tellin’ ya how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the way it is
There’ll be no argument about it
They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someplace close by
Lay out… (of work/school)
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Play hookey
Stay home
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Window
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
Other expressions
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