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Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
A threat
Other expressions
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
Like a martin to his gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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With pure instinct
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you had a brain you'd play with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
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Sound
He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
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Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
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Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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