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Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
Other expressions
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
She looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He fell ass over teakettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
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Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Energetic
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
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