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Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
Other expressions
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could make a preacher cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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The leader
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rain
Like a suck-egg dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shame faced
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
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Willow tree
Useful as a broken leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not feeling well
Other expressions
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
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“Mash” the gas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To ‘step on’ or ‘press’ the gas peddle
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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