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Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
I think I’m tryin’to get sick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About to get ill
Feel poorly
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A self-defeating act
Other expressions
Within a peg
Country definition
Miscellaneous
‘He was within a peg of dying’
Close to
Nearly
Other expressions
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
Ain't I God's own fool?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
I’ll tie a knot in yer tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Discipline
Other expressions
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Worthless
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