Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Keyword:
Other expressions
(Page 13)
Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Brains
Other expressions
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
She could eat watermelon through a chicken wire fence.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Buck toothed
Other expressions
You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
Other expressions
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
Breast baby
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A nursing baby
Other expressions
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
Page 13 of 45
« First
« Previous
11
12
13
14
15
Next »
Last »