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Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
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No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He is purse proud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
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Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
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Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
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He has enough money to burn a wet mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Someone with a lot of disposable income.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
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As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tired
Worn out
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
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Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t stand there looking dumb and doing nothing
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