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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
I suwanne.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I declare
I swear
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you put his brain in a gnat's butt, it would fly backwards.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A really stupid person
Other expressions
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Worn out
He's got both feet in the trough.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone eating vigorously
Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
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