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Other expressions
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Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lost
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
Other expressions
Sound
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
Took the preachers seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone fell on their butt
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sweet talkin’ thing
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A smooth talker
Has a good line
Other expressions
I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
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