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I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’m gonna give him one last chance
Other expressions
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Caught with your pants down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Surprised and unprepared
Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
I’m gonna tan yer hide!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Other expressions
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Fall in for vittles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Let’s gather at the table to eat
Other expressions
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
Messed up as a soup sandwich
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
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