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Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
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Sitting pretty
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
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Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
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Quiet
He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Nutty
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
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Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
You’re like the dog that caught the car.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Self satisfied
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
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