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She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
Other expressions
Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
Other expressions
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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