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Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
“Mash” the gas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To ‘step on’ or ‘press’ the gas peddle
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Energetic
Other expressions
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
Narrow between the eyes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
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