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He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Thin
He's three days older than Moses.
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Miscellaneous
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Steppin’ out
Country definition
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Cheating on a spouse or relationship
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Seeing someone else
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
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Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
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Dumber than a box full of owl shit.
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Will ya take on wood?
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Will you have a drink with me?
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
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Horny
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Rambunctious
Randy
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said to someone who's pouting
You can hear her three fields off.
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She’s loud
Plum tuckered
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Exhausted
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Tired
He's busier than a cat with two tails.
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Very busy
Crazy as a sack of bees.
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Crazy
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Sittin’ in the catbird seat
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Being in a good situation
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Sitting pretty
Tall hog at the trough
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Important
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The top dog
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
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Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
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Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
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Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
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Refers to someone very happy or content about something
Pretty is as pretty does.
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Miscellaneous
If you do pretty things you will be pretty
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