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If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If wishes were horses… beggars would ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wishes
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
Other expressions
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
Other expressions
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
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Persuasive
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
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