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I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someplace close by
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
As long as Pat stayed in the army
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No time at all
Of short duration
Other expressions
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
Other expressions
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
Other expressions
The same
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