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He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
Every dog should have a few fleas.
Miscellaneous
No one is perfect
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsy
Other expressions
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
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