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Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Where do you live?
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pretending he’s dead or asleep
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
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He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
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Persuasive
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
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Poor aim
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
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Dumber than a road lizard
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Walked too much
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Talk excessively
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He fell ass over teakettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tough
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pretty
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
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