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He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
Other expressions
So so
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
Dumb as a sack of doorknobs
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
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