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Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very angry
Breast baby
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A nursing baby
Other expressions
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
Other expressions
Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ticks
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never satisfied
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crazy as a sack of bees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
Other expressions
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