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Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
Other expressions
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Other expressions
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
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