Keyword: Other expressions (Page 15)

Two shakes of a lamb's tail

I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!

He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.

People will be able to see to Christmas.

In high cotton

… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

He ain’t a man to tie too.

A hangdog look

I’ll snatch you bald headed.

He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.

I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.

Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.

He’s not wrapped too tight.

Meaner than a snake

Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.

About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle

Good Heavenly Days!