Keyword: Other expressions (Page 15)

It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

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Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

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Skin your own skunk

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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

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About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle

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She’s got more than one mule in her stable.

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So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.

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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

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He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

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Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.

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Don't get your tit in a ringer!

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He’s not wrapped too tight.

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So ugly no fly would land on ‘em

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He’s just loudin’ off.

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Drunk as Cooter Brown

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He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.

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He's dumber than a mud fence.

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You’d call an alligator a lizard.

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I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.

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I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

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Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.

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