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He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
Like a bug arguing with a chicken
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A pointless exercise
Other expressions
Useless
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Not enough brains to give himself a headache!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
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