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Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I suwanne.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I declare
I swear
Other expressions
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
Everybody’s in the same pew
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Organized
Other expressions
We’re all together
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
A threat
Other expressions
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
Other expressions
Old as dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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