Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Keyword:
Other expressions
(Page 16)
I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Warmin’ over old soup
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Reviving an old love
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Lay out of work or school
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To miss work or play hookey
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
Country as a churn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining a lot
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
Page 16 of 45
« First
« Previous
14
15
16
17
18
Next »
Last »