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Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
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Tall
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
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Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
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Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
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Well off
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's gotta whole head full of simple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
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She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
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Talkative
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
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They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
He's got both feet in the trough.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone eating vigorously
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
Well, slap my head and call me silly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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