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Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Needless
Other expressions
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan yer hide!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Other expressions
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone wearing clothes that are too small
Other expressions
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
So dry he had the rattles
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was very thirsty
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
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