Keyword: Other expressions (Page 16)

Like a polecat at a camp meeting

Messed up as a soup sandwich

It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.

Between you me and the gatepost…

Dumber than a stump

He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

I'd hire her to haunt a house!

I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!

Panting like a lizard on a hot rock

Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.

He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.

Ain't I God's own fool?

He went after it whole hog.

Can of corn

Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

You’re like the dog that caught the car.

Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.

A face like a well slapped ass.

Not enough brains to give himself a headache!