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So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Eyes
Other expressions
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
Like a suck-egg dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shame faced
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
Caught with your pants down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Surprised and unprepared
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never satisfied
Other expressions
He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
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