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You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
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