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Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
Warmin’ over old soup
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Reviving an old love
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
Other expressions
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
He's busier than a cat with two tails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very busy
I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
Other expressions
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
You’re about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grateful
Other expressions
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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