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He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Compliment
Other expressions
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsy
Other expressions
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
She has a four-pocket backend.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Fat
Other expressions
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
Steppin’ out
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Cheating on a spouse or relationship
Other expressions
Seeing someone else
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
Other expressions
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