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Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Needless
Other expressions
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
I think I’m tryin’to get sick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About to get ill
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Got your feathers ruffled.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Upset
When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will never happen
Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
Other expressions
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Two ax handles acrost
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Strength
Weak
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