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The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
Other expressions
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Made a mistake
Other expressions
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skin your own skunk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
Other expressions
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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