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You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
Other expressions
It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Narrow between the eyes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Side gal
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A woman seen ‘on the side’
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
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