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Ain't I God's own fool?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
Other expressions
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
His head is full of stump water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s go no sense
Other expressions
He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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