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Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
I think I’m tryin’to get sick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About to get ill
Feel poorly
Other expressions
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
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Sound
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
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Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
Other expressions
Sneaky
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never satisfied
Other expressions
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
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