Keyword: Other expressions (Page 18)

I'd rather pay his board than board him.

He’s like a bad penny.

I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.

Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.

The hair is in the butter.

She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

Tight as Dick’s hatband

Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock

No fly ever lit on her.

Every dog should have a few fleas.

Farmin’ in the woods

You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.

Well I’ll be John Brown.

I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.

He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' bumble bees.

Planted corn before the fence was built

Crooked as a snake's back.

Like a spring lizard in a henhouse