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Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skin your own skunk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
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