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Other expressions
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Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
So dry he had the rattles
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was very thirsty
I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
Other expressions
Rural
He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
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