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I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
Other expressions
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Nutty
Other expressions
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
Every dog should have a few fleas.
Miscellaneous
No one is perfect
Other expressions
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can say whatever you want but that doesn't change the facts.
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
Other expressions
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' bumble bees.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A big wide grin
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
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