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A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
Other expressions
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
Other expressions
You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Worthless
Sight for sore eyes
Expression
Miscellaneous
Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
Other expressions
Countrier than cornbread.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rural
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To think hard of
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To speak unkindly of someone
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you put his brain in a gnat's butt, it would fly backwards.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A really stupid person
Other expressions
He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
Other expressions
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