Keyword: Other expressions (Page 19)

He's dumber than a mud fence.

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He's as mad as a wet hen.

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If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.

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He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.

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That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

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You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.

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Got off like a fat rat with cheese.

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He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.

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I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.

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Can you carry me up to the picture show?

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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

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Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

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That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt

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Colder than a well digger's ass

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He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!

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Didn’t lick it off a stone

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His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.

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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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Snake the kivvers

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It’s raining cats and dogs.

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That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.

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