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She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Appearances can be deceptive
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
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He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Other expressions
Lay out of work or school
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To miss work or play hookey
This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let your vittles shut your mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be quiet and eat
Other expressions
You’re like the dog that caught the car.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Self satisfied
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
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