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Other expressions
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Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
Dumber than a box full of owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dirty
Other expressions
Sloppy
I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
I ain’t tellin’ ya how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the way it is
There’ll be no argument about it
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Switch
Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
Old as dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining a lot
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