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There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Crowded
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
Other expressions
Held his hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was a best man at his wedding
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless as tits on a boar hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to a bad worker
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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