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He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
Other expressions
So so
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
Other expressions
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To end the argument
Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Worn out
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
Country as a churn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceit
He's full of himself
Other expressions
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