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So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
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Very strong and well-built
You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Will never happen
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
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You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
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A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
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You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She'll be late to her own funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lateness
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Tardiness
Going ninety to nothin'
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Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
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Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
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He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
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Miscellaneous
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Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Which of your relatives do you look like?
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
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Madder than spit on a griddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
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Miscellaneous
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Like a calf in clover
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Miscellaneous
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