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Well, slap my head and call me silly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crazy as a sack of bees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To end the argument
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Had a hard row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A difficult time
In hard circumstances
Other expressions
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overreaction
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
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