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Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
Other expressions
They’re like two cats in a sack.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Referring to people who do not get along
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's come a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's going to storm
Other expressions
You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsy
Other expressions
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
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