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Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
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Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
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The same
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
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Miscellaneous
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Very cold!
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
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Miscellaneous
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It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
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Miscellaneous
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Raining a lot
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
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Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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We’re all alone
Fell down cup over kettle.
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Miscellaneous
Fell
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Tripped
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
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Sneaky
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
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Tired
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
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He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
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Miscellaneous
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To appear very neat and fashionable
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Temperature
She looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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