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His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Brains
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Window
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
A threat
Other expressions
Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
Tall hog at the trough
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Important
Other expressions
The top dog
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