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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never satisfied
Other expressions
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Cooter-backed road
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A crowned dirt road in the shaped of a cooter’s (turtle’s) back
Other expressions
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
Sight for sore eyes
Expression
Miscellaneous
Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
Other expressions
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat (usually to a child)
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rowdy
Snakes
Wild
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Nutty
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
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