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Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
Other expressions
Very difficult
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
Other expressions
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Really dressed up
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
Plantation dog
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A dog that keeps livestock out of the crops
Other expressions
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
A trace of the uppity
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Self-important
Snobbish
Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
when you get a sudden chill
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Got your feathers ruffled.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Upset
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
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