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Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’m gonna give him one last chance
Other expressions
She can burn water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a poor cook
Other expressions
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
Useless as tits on a boar hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to a bad worker
Other expressions
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
What in the Sam Hill are you doing?
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A mild oath
Other expressions
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Window
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
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