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She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
Tall hog at the trough
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Important
Other expressions
The top dog
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
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I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
Other expressions
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
He’d make a cat laugh.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Foolish
Humor
Other expressions
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Our grandpas swapped horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re distantly related
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
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