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Breast baby
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A nursing baby
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
I ain’t tellin’ ya how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the way it is
There’ll be no argument about it
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sittin' on the bedpost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know their private business
Other expressions
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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