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I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shocked and speechless
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
Other expressions
Sound
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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