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If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat (usually to a child)
Other expressions
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There's no pleasing her.
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber than a box full of owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
Other expressions
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
Countrier than cornbread.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rural
Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
Other expressions
Sound
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horny
Other expressions
Rambunctious
Randy
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
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