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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
Other expressions
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
He's got both feet in the trough.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone eating vigorously
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
Other expressions
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
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