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Other expressions
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My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like an old hen with one chick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fussy
Other expressions
Proud
To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
Other expressions
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
Well, shoot me for a billygoat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
Other expressions
Well
Well I'll be darned
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
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