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He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
I'd hire her to haunt a house!
Country expression
Appearance
Miscellaneous
Ugly
Other expressions
Every dog should have a few fleas.
Miscellaneous
No one is perfect
Other expressions
To think hard of
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To speak unkindly of someone
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow speed
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