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Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
Other expressions
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
Lay out of work or school
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To miss work or play hookey
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
Dumber than a road lizard
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
Other expressions
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Window
Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
Other expressions
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
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