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Sight for sore eyes
Expression
Miscellaneous
Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
Other expressions
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
Everybody’s in the same pew
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Organized
Other expressions
We’re all together
Amber days
Country definition
Expressions
Autumn
Indian summer
Other expressions
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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