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You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
Other expressions
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Give down the country.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give someone a piece of your mind
Other expressions
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Just cause you say it doesn't make it so
Other expressions
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
Every dog has his day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone shines someday
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a loud talker
Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
Other expressions
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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