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She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
Other expressions
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Appearances can be deceptive
Other expressions
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Side gal
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A woman seen ‘on the side’
Other expressions
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Steppin’ out
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Cheating on a spouse or relationship
Other expressions
Seeing someone else
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
Sittin' on the bedpost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know their private business
Other expressions
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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