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You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
Other expressions
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
You need to dance with them what brung you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t forget those who helped you
Loyalty
Other expressions
Stay with what works
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is very persuasive
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Other expressions
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
She’s lost as last years Easter egg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re like the dog that caught the car.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Self satisfied
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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