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Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Held his hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was a best man at his wedding
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
Other expressions
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
Other expressions
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lost
Other expressions
Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets lucky sometimes.
Luck
Other expressions
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
His face was all plowed up
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Creased and wrinkled
Face
Other expressions
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
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