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I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone wearing clothes that are too small
Other expressions
A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uncertainty of continued success
So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Eyes
Other expressions
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Smiling
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