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Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
A trace of the uppity
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Self-important
Snobbish
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
Other expressions
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
He’d make a cat laugh.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Foolish
Humor
Other expressions
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As scarce as hens teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Scarcity
We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
Other expressions
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not feeling well
Other expressions
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