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The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone prone to boasting
Other expressions
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
She’s lost as last years Easter egg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
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