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Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has poor aim
Is a poor shot
Other expressions
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
Other expressions
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
Within a peg
Country definition
Miscellaneous
‘He was within a peg of dying’
Close to
Nearly
Other expressions
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of soap
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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