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Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Worthless
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
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He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Nutty
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
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A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said of a realistic portrait
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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