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… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll tie a knot in yer tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Discipline
Other expressions
I’d rather have a broke back in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
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Settle differences
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
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Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
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Well off
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said of a realistic portrait
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
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In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
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He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tough
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
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Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
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Disagreeable
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She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Promiscuous
You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Made a mistake
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Appearances can be deceptive
Other expressions
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