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Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
Other expressions
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very angry
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
Peep of day
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Dawn
First light
Other expressions
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
She don’t have the sense God gave a gopher.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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