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Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
Other expressions
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
Other expressions
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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