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It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
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Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
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They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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They’re not from around here.
Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
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If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He is purse proud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Everybody’s in the same pew
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Organized
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We’re all together
Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Overreaction
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Tall hog at the trough
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Important
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The top dog
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
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Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
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I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
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You’re in big trouble
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
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Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
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