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It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining hard
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There's no pleasing her.
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
Have no axe to grind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have no gripe
No strong opinion
Other expressions
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
Slow as Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someone who moves very slowly
Slow
Speed
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
Other expressions
Out of soap
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
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