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He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
Other expressions
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
Sight for sore eyes
Expression
Miscellaneous
Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re the same
Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
Other expressions
Very difficult
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
Other expressions
Seasons
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