Keyword: Other expressions (Page 23)

Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.

About as useful as buttons on a dishrag

She looked like death eating a cracker.

What in the Sam Hill are you doing?

That man ain't got the decency to die.

You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

Well, butter my biscuit.

Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.

Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.

I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

A fine howdy-do

He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.

Pot licker

He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.

He/She’s got teeth like a rake.

Snake the kivvers

Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.

You’re like the dog that caught the car.

I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.