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Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
Other expressions
You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
Give down the country.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give someone a piece of your mind
Other expressions
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceit
He's full of himself
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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