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Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
Other expressions
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Switch
He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceit
He's full of himself
Other expressions
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
Other expressions
Well, shoot me for a billygoat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
Other expressions
Well
Well I'll be darned
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is very persuasive
Other expressions
Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very angry
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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