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Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show your linen
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Exposing intimate apparel
Other expressions
I think I’m tryin’to get sick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About to get ill
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
Makes no never mind.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t matter
Makes no difference to me
Other expressions
This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
Full of piss and vinegar
Expression
Miscellaneous
Full of energy
Other expressions
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
Like a bug arguing with a chicken
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A pointless exercise
Other expressions
Useless
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
Side gal
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A woman seen ‘on the side’
Other expressions
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
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