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He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
Other expressions
Rural
Amber days
Country definition
Expressions
Autumn
Indian summer
Other expressions
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
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Self-important
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow speed
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
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