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The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Crowded
Other expressions
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
Messed up as a soup sandwich
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
Sight for sore eyes
Expression
Miscellaneous
Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
Other expressions
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
Took the preachers seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone fell on their butt
He has enough money to burn a wet mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone with a lot of disposable income.
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tell a lie
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