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Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We better git on the stick!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We better get started
You need to dance with them what brung you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t forget those who helped you
Loyalty
Other expressions
Stay with what works
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining a lot
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
Slow as Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someone who moves very slowly
Slow
Speed
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
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