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I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I think I’m tryin’to get sick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About to get ill
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
Other expressions
Sound
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t stand there looking dumb and doing nothing
Other expressions
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look terrible
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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