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Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
That takes the cake
Expression
Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
Other expressions
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
Other expressions
He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stop arguing and do as you're told
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To end the argument
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
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