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Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
Other expressions
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining a lot
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
Other expressions
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
We better git on the stick!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We better get started
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a suck-egg dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shame faced
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