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Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lay out of work or school
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To miss work or play hookey
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
Other expressions
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Term of endearment
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
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