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Other expressions
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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ticks
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
If wishes were horses… beggars would ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’s gotta sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
Like an old hen with one chick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fussy
Other expressions
Proud
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
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