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Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Not enough brains to give himself a headache!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Sittin' on the bedpost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know their private business
Other expressions
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
Other expressions
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
It's like trying to nail Jell-O
®
to a wall.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
I’ll tie a knot in yer tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Discipline
Other expressions
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re the same
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
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