Keyword: Other expressions (Page 26)

Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

Built like a brick shithouse

Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.

People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.

Ain't that the berries!

Oh for crying in the bucket.

You’re trying to push a rope.

That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt

He’s got molasses in his britches.

He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.

Like a two-forty trot

Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.

Long as a month of Sundays.

Cute as a sack full of puppies.

It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.

If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.

How long is a piece of string?

Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.