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A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' bumble bees.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A big wide grin
Other expressions
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
Other expressions
Bigger’n Dallas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It was sittin’ there bigger’n Dallas
Other expressions
Very obvious
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
One foot in the grave
Expression
Miscellaneous
Close to death
Other expressions
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
Other expressions
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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