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Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Term of endearment
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
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