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Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
Other expressions
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
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Every dog should have a few fleas.
Miscellaneous
No one is perfect
Other expressions
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
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Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tell a lie
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
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We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
Other expressions
If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
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