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Show your linen
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Exposing intimate apparel
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets lucky sometimes.
Luck
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
You need to dance with them what brung you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t forget those who helped you
Loyalty
Other expressions
Stay with what works
Like three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
Other expressions
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
Dumber than a barrel of hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dumb
Other expressions
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
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