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He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
He’d make a cat laugh.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Foolish
Humor
Other expressions
He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
Other expressions
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
Tight as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
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