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Held his hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was a best man at his wedding
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Plantation dog
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A dog that keeps livestock out of the crops
Other expressions
She could ruin a two-car funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
Other expressions
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
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