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He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ticks
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Eyes
Other expressions
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
Other expressions
As long as Pat stayed in the army
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No time at all
Of short duration
Other expressions
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Braggin’ dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A favorite dog
One’s best dog
Other expressions
Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
Other expressions
Sound
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shocked and speechless
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
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