Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Keyword:
Other expressions
(Page 27)
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Every dog should have a few fleas.
Miscellaneous
No one is perfect
Other expressions
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
Leanin' on the shovel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taking a break
He's tougher than a two dollar steak.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Toughness
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’s gotta sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Page 27 of 45
« First
« Previous
25
26
27
28
29
Next »
Last »