Keyword: Other expressions (Page 27)

He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

Didn’t lick it off a stone

I'll walk to town on that lip!

He’d make a cat laugh.

He's country as a bowl of grits.

Doesn’t know shit from Shinola

If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Slow as pond water.

Glad eye

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

It’s like swimming through peanut butter.

She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.

Tight as a tick

Planted corn before the fence was built

Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes

Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.

If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

I feel like the underside of a turnip green.

Farmin’ in the woods

He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.