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… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someplace close by
He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
Other expressions
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
He's tougher than a two dollar steak.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Toughness
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
Slow as Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someone who moves very slowly
Slow
Speed
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
… like a turd in the punchbowl
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of place
Unwanted
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