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He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
Not enough brains to give himself a headache!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of good food
Our grandpas swapped horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re distantly related
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let your vittles shut your mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be quiet and eat
Other expressions
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