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Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
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Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Act like you’ve got some raisin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act like you were taught good manners
Behavior
Other expressions
Raised properly
Sweet talkin’ thing
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A smooth talker
Has a good line
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
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