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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
Put it on the front door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let everyone know
Other expressions
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
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Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
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… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
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If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Useless
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
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I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Narrow between the eyes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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