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Other expressions
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Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
Born short and slapped down flat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Short and squat
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Countrier than cornbread.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rural
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining hard
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
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