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Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Poor as gully dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
Other expressions
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t stand there looking dumb and doing nothing
Other expressions
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
Other expressions
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