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Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone prone to boasting
Other expressions
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
Born short and slapped down flat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Short and squat
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
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