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A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rowdy
Snakes
Wild
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
Madder than spit on a griddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
Other expressions
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
Sweet talkin’ thing
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A smooth talker
Has a good line
Other expressions
Dumber than a road lizard
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s lost as last years Easter egg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
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