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Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Worn out
Well, slap my head and call me silly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
Other expressions
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
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