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My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Relax
Slow down
Take a break
Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
Other expressions
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
A face like a bee keepers apprentice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An incredibly dishonest person
Other expressions
Steppin’ out
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Cheating on a spouse or relationship
Other expressions
Seeing someone else
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
Well, slap my head and call me silly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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