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Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bigger’n Dallas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It was sittin’ there bigger’n Dallas
Other expressions
Very obvious
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Well, slap my head and call me silly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Crowded
Other expressions
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Madder than spit on a griddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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