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Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Messed up as a soup sandwich
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
Held his hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was a best man at his wedding
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
Other expressions
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Strength
Weak
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
Slow as Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someone who moves very slowly
Slow
Speed
It's like trying to nail Jell-O
®
to a wall.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
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