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I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
Dumber than a road lizard
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Recorded in writing
His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Brains
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I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As scarce as hens teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Scarcity
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Righter en rain?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feeling good
Other expressions
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
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