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Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not feeling well
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Righter en rain?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feeling good
Other expressions
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
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Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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