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Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
Like an old hen with one chick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fussy
Other expressions
Proud
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Made a mistake
Other expressions
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
Other expressions
Pretty
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Appearances can be deceptive
Other expressions
I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Every dog has his day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone shines someday
Other expressions
Show your linen
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Exposing intimate apparel
Other expressions
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
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