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Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
That takes the cake
Expression
Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
Other expressions
Well, shoot me for a billygoat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
Other expressions
Well
Well I'll be darned
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To end the argument
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
If you put his brain in a gnat's butt, it would fly backwards.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A really stupid person
Other expressions
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
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