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He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Just cause you say it doesn't make it so
Other expressions
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
Everybody’s in the same pew
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Organized
Other expressions
We’re all together
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
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Pretentions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Yeller dope
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Orange soda
Other expressions
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
Skin your own skunk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
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