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Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re the same
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
Other expressions
Lay out of work or school
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To miss work or play hookey
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
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He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Sneaky
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
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Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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We’re all alone
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
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He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a loud talker
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
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