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Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
That's as scarce as hen's teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rare
Scarcity
Useful as a broken leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
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Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
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I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
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A face like a bee keepers apprentice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
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I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
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Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone wearing clothes that are too small
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That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
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If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Overweight
Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
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