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If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
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It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
She can burn water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a poor cook
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Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
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Sitting pretty
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Value
Worth
Tight as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
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She could make a preacher cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
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