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So dry he had the rattles
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was very thirsty
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Relax
Slow down
Take a break
Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
That girl’s meaner than cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
As long as Pat stayed in the army
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No time at all
Of short duration
Other expressions
Leanin' on the shovel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taking a break
Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
Other expressions
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Crowded
Other expressions
Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets lucky sometimes.
Luck
Other expressions
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
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