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He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
Lay out… (of work/school)
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Play hookey
Stay home
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A blue million
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Dumber than a road lizard
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
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