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If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ain't I God's own fool?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
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Quiet
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
As scarce as hens teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Scarcity
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