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She could make a preacher cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
Other expressions
Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As long as Pat stayed in the army
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No time at all
Of short duration
Other expressions
That's as scarce as hen's teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rare
Scarcity
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
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