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He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
Other expressions
Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
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