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A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rowdy
Snakes
Wild
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like an old hen with one chick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fussy
Other expressions
Proud
Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
Other expressions
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Caught with your pants down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Surprised and unprepared
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
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