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Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
If you had a brain you'd play with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Side gal
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A woman seen ‘on the side’
Other expressions
Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
Spring chicken
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
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She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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