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Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
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Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Recorded in writing
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Braggin’ dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A favorite dog
One’s best dog
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They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
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They’re not from around here.
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
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Smiling
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
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I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
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He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
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Willow tree
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
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I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
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Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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When one does something clumsy
If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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