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The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Amber days
Country definition
Expressions
Autumn
Indian summer
Other expressions
Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
A face like a bee keepers apprentice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sweet talkin’ thing
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A smooth talker
Has a good line
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
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