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Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
Other expressions
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You picked a good mate
This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsy
Other expressions
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
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