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Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
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Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
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Well I'll be darned
Every dog has his day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone shines someday
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You’re like the dog that caught the car.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Proud
Self satisfied
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
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Running
Messed up as a soup sandwich
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A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
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Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
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Took off like Moody's goose
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Miscellaneous
Left quickly
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It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
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I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
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Don’t care to.
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An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
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She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
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That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
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Destruction
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I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
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Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
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Seasons
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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