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Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of soap
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re like the dog that caught the car.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Self satisfied
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
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