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Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
Other expressions
That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining hard
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
One foot in the grave
Expression
Miscellaneous
Close to death
Other expressions
He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is very persuasive
Other expressions
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Worthless
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
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