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He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
Leanin' on the shovel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taking a break
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
What in the Sam Hill are you doing?
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A mild oath
Other expressions
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
A face like a bee keepers apprentice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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