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Pretty is as pretty does.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you do pretty things you will be pretty
Other expressions
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of good food
There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Crowded
Other expressions
I think I’m tryin’to get sick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About to get ill
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
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