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It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining hard
He's tougher than a two dollar steak.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Toughness
I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not feeling well
Other expressions
Warmin’ over old soup
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Reviving an old love
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To a girl wearing too short a skirt
He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
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Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
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Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Needless
Other expressions
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
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Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
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Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
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Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Caught with your pants down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Surprised and unprepared
I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
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That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said of something very large
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
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