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You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
Well, slap my head and call me silly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An incredibly dishonest person
Other expressions
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
Other expressions
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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