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Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
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She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Really dressed up
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tired
Worn out
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tell a lie
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
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Tired
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She has more than one lover
If wishes were horses… beggars would ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
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So so
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
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He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
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Unripe
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said of a realistic portrait
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
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