Keyword: Other expressions (Page 34)

He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.

He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.

Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

Drunk as Cooter Brown

Darn it, I tumped over my tea.

Her apron’s ridin’ high.

Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.

To beat the band

Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

You look the south end of a north bound cow.

Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.

Leanin' on the shovel

I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.

Like a bump on a log

What in the Sam Hill are you doing?

Talk to the table.

You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.

A face like a bee keepers apprentice