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Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
Other expressions
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
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Tough
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is very persuasive
Other expressions
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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