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Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Narrow between the eyes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Had a hard row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A difficult time
In hard circumstances
Other expressions
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
Other expressions
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
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