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Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat (usually to a child)
Other expressions
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look terrible
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To end the argument
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
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Quickly
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
Madder than spit on a griddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Raining hard
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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There's no pleasing her.
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
Cooter-backed road
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A crowned dirt road in the shaped of a cooter’s (turtle’s) back
Other expressions
Tall hog at the trough
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Important
Other expressions
The top dog
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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