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I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
You’re about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grateful
Other expressions
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
A face like a bee keepers apprentice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
Narrow between the eyes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
Other expressions
If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wishes
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