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She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
One foot in the grave
Expression
Miscellaneous
Close to death
Other expressions
He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His face was all plowed up
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Creased and wrinkled
Face
Other expressions
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You picked a good mate
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
Sweet talkin’ thing
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A smooth talker
Has a good line
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
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