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He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining hard
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s dumber than a day old pig.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Talk excessively
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Speed bumps
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Messed up as a soup sandwich
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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