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Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s lost as last years Easter egg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
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He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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They’re the same
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
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He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Slippery
Untrustworthy
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
Other expressions
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