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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sight for sore eyes
Expression
Miscellaneous
Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Show your linen
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Exposing intimate apparel
Other expressions
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A trace of the uppity
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Self-important
Snobbish
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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