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Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
Other expressions
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Just cause you say it doesn't make it so
Other expressions
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ain't I God's own fool?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
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