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She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat (usually to a child)
Other expressions
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Crowded
Other expressions
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shocked and speechless
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
Other expressions
Pretty
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