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You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
when you get a sudden chill
Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone wearing clothes that are too small
Other expressions
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining a lot
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
Steppin’ out
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Cheating on a spouse or relationship
Other expressions
Seeing someone else
Bigger’n Dallas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It was sittin’ there bigger’n Dallas
Other expressions
Very obvious
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
Other expressions
It's come a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's going to storm
Other expressions
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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