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He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give down the country.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give someone a piece of your mind
Other expressions
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
Other expressions
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Worthless
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
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