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She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
Steppin’ out
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Cheating on a spouse or relationship
Other expressions
Seeing someone else
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She was quiet
A trace of the uppity
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Self-important
Snobbish
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I suwanne.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I declare
I swear
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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