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We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
Other expressions
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A self-defeating act
Other expressions
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
Other expressions
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