Keyword: Other expressions (Page 37)

You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.

You’d call an alligator a lizard.

One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel

Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave

Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack

If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’

It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.

When a dog is tight-mouthed

If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.

You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.

Steppin’ out

Bigger’n Dallas

You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.

Between you me and the gatepost…

It's come a cloud.

His family tree is a trunk.

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.