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You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
Makes no never mind.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t matter
Makes no difference to me
Other expressions
I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not feeling well
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give down the country.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give someone a piece of your mind
Other expressions
Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
Yeller dope
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Orange soda
Other expressions
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
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