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A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A blue million
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Dead as 4 o’clock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quiet
His face was all plowed up
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Creased and wrinkled
Face
Other expressions
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Eyes
Other expressions
She’s lost as last years Easter egg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
Other expressions
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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