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A face like a bee keepers apprentice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
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Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Within a peg
Country definition
Miscellaneous
‘He was within a peg of dying’
Close to
Nearly
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Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Was best man at his wedding
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
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It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
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Quiet
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
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She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
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You aren't involved so stay out of it
Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.
Miscellaneous
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He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
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If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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There will be in trouble
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I’m gonna tan yer hide!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
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My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
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He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Thin
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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