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I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
Dumb as a sack of doorknobs
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceit
He's full of himself
Other expressions
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
Other expressions
It's like trying to nail Jell-O
®
to a wall.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is very persuasive
Other expressions
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
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