Keyword: Other expressions (Page 38)

Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.

Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

Tighter than bark on a tree

Every dog should have a few fleas.

Up shit creek without a paddle

She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.

Return an answer.

Railroad time

Hotter than Satan’s housecat.

Like a suck-egg dog

That was faster than green grass through a goose.

To beat the band

He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.

He’s three limbs up a willa.

I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.

Glad eye

It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.

Do it up brown

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.