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Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.
Country expression
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Raining hard
Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
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Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
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Every dog should have a few fleas.
Miscellaneous
No one is perfect
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Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
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She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
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His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
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Brains
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Return an answer.
Country expression
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A reply is requested
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Railroad time
Country definition
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The correct time
Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
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Like a suck-egg dog
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Shame faced
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
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Fast
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Quickness
Speed
To beat the band
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Fast
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Quickly
He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.
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He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
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Crazy
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Willow tree
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
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Glad eye
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Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
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It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
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Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
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It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
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