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Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That takes the cake
Expression
Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
Leanin' on the shovel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taking a break
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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