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I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
Other expressions
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Believe what I say
Other expressions
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
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