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A blue million
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’m gonna give him one last chance
Other expressions
Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
I'd hire her to haunt a house!
Country expression
Appearance
Miscellaneous
Ugly
Other expressions
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
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Well off
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You picked a good mate
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Country as a churn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
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