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In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' bumble bees.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A big wide grin
Other expressions
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
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We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
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He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
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He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
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Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
“Mash” the gas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To ‘step on’ or ‘press’ the gas peddle
Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone gets pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is
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