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Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
Within a peg
Country definition
Miscellaneous
‘He was within a peg of dying’
Close to
Nearly
Other expressions
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wishes
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Strength
Weak
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
Dumber than a barrel of hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dumb
Other expressions
That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
Other expressions
If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
Give down the country.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give someone a piece of your mind
Other expressions
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