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like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
Quieter than a graveyard
Expression
Miscellaneous
Graveyard
Other expressions
Quiet
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
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Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Recorded in writing
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never satisfied
Other expressions
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
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That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
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You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
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Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
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Seasons
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
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