Keyword: Other expressions (Page 39)

I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.

Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Sip 'N See

She’s possum ugly.

Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!

Longer than a visit from my mother in law.

Like a bump on a log

He’s shorter than a mouse hole.

If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.

Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.

Road Humps

Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.

Get the short end of the stick

No fly ever lit on her.

He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!

To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.

Farmin’ in the woods

Can’t hear thunder