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Messed up as a soup sandwich
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
I’ll tie a knot in yer tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Discipline
Other expressions
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
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