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He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’s gotta sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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