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A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
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Miscellaneous
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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
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Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
Other expressions
The same
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
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He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
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Miscellaneous
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Useless
Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
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Tough
“Mash” the gas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To ‘step on’ or ‘press’ the gas peddle
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
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I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
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He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
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Persuasive
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Turn off the light
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
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Trouble
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
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I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
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As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
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