Keyword: Other expressions (Page 39)

In a coon's age.

He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

He’s playing possum.

Them that don’t work, don’t eat.

He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' bumble bees.

He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

We always go to bed with the chickens.

He/she looked like death eating a cracker.

Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track

Couldn't run a bath!

He’s shorter than a mouse hole.

You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

He's as happy as if he had good sense.

She's uglier than homemade soap.

Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.

Fixments

He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.

Hotter than Satan’s housecat.

Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

“Mash” the gas

Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.