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Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
You need to dance with them what brung you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t forget those who helped you
Loyalty
Other expressions
Stay with what works
Tight as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
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She could eat watermelon through a chicken wire fence.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Buck toothed
Other expressions
Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
Spring chicken
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
Other expressions
Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very busy
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
Dumber than a box full of owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could ruin a two-car funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
You’re like the dog that caught the car.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Self satisfied
That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of good food
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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