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Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Got your feathers ruffled.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Upset
Full of piss and vinegar
Expression
Miscellaneous
Full of energy
Other expressions
Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow speed
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
Pretty is as pretty does.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you do pretty things you will be pretty
Other expressions
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
Useless as tits on a boar hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to a bad worker
Other expressions
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lost
Other expressions
I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
Other expressions
Plantation dog
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A dog that keeps livestock out of the crops
Other expressions
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