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I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
Cooter-backed road
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A crowned dirt road in the shaped of a cooter’s (turtle’s) back
Other expressions
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
Other expressions
He’d make a cat laugh.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Foolish
Humor
Other expressions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
Dumber than a road lizard
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You picked a good mate
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