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You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
He fell ass over teakettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
Other expressions
Seasons
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
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