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So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
Act like you’ve got some raisin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act like you were taught good manners
Behavior
Other expressions
Raised properly
Like an old hen with one chick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fussy
Other expressions
Proud
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
Other expressions
Seasons
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
Spring chicken
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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