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They’re like two cats in a sack.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Referring to people who do not get along
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re the same
Breast baby
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A nursing baby
Other expressions
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Willow tree
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
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