Keyword: Other expressions (Page 4)

Makes no never mind.

He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

like trying to herd cats

Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!

Shit fire and save matches

I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.

Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

Sorry as a two dollar watch.

Like a bump on a log

Who put a bee in her bonnet?

As tired as a whore on nickel night.

He's dumber than a mud fence.

He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.

You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

Broke out with money

Built like a brick shithouse

I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.

You are about as grateful as a toothache.

I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.