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He’s dumber than a day old pig.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
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You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pretty
Proud to be seen with
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
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Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
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He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Sneaky
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
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You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She’s loud
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
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He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
Out of soap
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Poor
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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