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Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sweet talkin’ thing
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A smooth talker
Has a good line
Other expressions
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
Narrow between the eyes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
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Persuasive
She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Took off like Moody's goose
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Left quickly
Other expressions
He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Smiling
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
Tall hog at the trough
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Important
Other expressions
The top dog
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining hard
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
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