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No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
That's as scarce as hen's teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rare
Scarcity
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
Bigger’n Dallas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It was sittin’ there bigger’n Dallas
Other expressions
Very obvious
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
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