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I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
Other expressions
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber than a barrel of hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dumb
Other expressions
A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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