Keyword: Other expressions (Page 40)

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Up shit creek without a paddle

Use your head for something besides a hat rack.

Cute as a sack full of puppies.

It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.

Skin your own skunk

I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.

Railroad time

Big hat, no cattle

Does a snake have hips?

He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.

Like a polecat at a camp meeting

I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.

The bell cow

Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Pissin’ in the wind

A face like a well slapped ass.

You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.

Quieter than a graveyard

Right as rain.

That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.