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Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
Other expressions
She'll be late to her own funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lateness
Other expressions
Tardiness
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
Other expressions
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
Other expressions
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Eyes
Other expressions
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
Other expressions
Seasons
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