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His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We better git on the stick!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We better get started
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
Full of piss and vinegar
Expression
Miscellaneous
Full of energy
Other expressions
Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's come a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's going to storm
Other expressions
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
Other expressions
If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horny
Other expressions
Rambunctious
Randy
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
Other expressions
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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