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As long as Pat stayed in the army
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No time at all
Of short duration
Other expressions
Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t stand there looking dumb and doing nothing
Other expressions
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
Held his hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was a best man at his wedding
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
Other expressions
So so
Took the preachers seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone fell on their butt
Put it on the front door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let everyone know
Other expressions
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
Other expressions
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