Keyword: Other expressions (Page 40)

I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

That size don't get no bigger.

I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

Fair to middlin’

Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.

It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.

She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

Mess with

Count the people.

Darn it, I tumped over my tea.

If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

Living high on the hog

You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.

People will be able to see to Christmas.

Well, slap my head and call me silly!

It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.

Dumber than a barrel of hair

A face like a welder’s bench