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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining a lot
Skin your own skunk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The leader
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
Quieter than a graveyard
Expression
Miscellaneous
Graveyard
Other expressions
Quiet
Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rowdy
Snakes
Wild
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