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Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overreaction
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
Amber days
Country definition
Expressions
Autumn
Indian summer
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty is as pretty does.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you do pretty things you will be pretty
Other expressions
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
That takes the cake
Expression
Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
Other expressions
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
Other expressions
Wild
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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