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My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
Every dog should have a few fleas.
Miscellaneous
No one is perfect
Other expressions
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horny
Other expressions
Rambunctious
Randy
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
Other expressions
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To appear very neat and fashionable
More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
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