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Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Really dressed up
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
He’d make a cat laugh.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Foolish
Humor
Other expressions
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Talk about our business
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s dumber than a day old pig.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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