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I’m gonna tan yer hide!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Other expressions
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horny
Other expressions
Rambunctious
Randy
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
Other expressions
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
Other expressions
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Switch
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Got your feathers ruffled.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Upset
They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someplace close by
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
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