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That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
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You’re about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grateful
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To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
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This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
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He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
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Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
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Rough
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horny
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Rambunctious
Randy
She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Talks a lot
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
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Self-important
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
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