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He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
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Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She was quiet
If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
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Rain
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
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