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He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
Dumber than a barrel of hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dumb
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Switch
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look terrible
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
Other expressions
Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.
Miscellaneous
Don't invite trouble
Other expressions
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
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