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He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
Other expressions
Rural
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
Other expressions
Pretty
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dirty
Other expressions
Sloppy
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Worthless
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
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