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He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
Lay out of work or school
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To miss work or play hookey
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets lucky sometimes.
Luck
Other expressions
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
Other expressions
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of good food
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
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