Keyword: Other expressions (Page 43)

He just sits there like a bump on a log.

He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!

He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.

She'll be late to her own funeral.

I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.

Pissin’ in the wind

He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.

Don't let the bear get'cha.

He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.

Well look what the cat dragged in.

Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

He don’t know daylight from dark.

He ain’t a man to tie too.

Sat there like a bump on a log.

I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.

His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.