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He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
She'll be late to her own funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lateness
Other expressions
Tardiness
I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An incredibly dishonest person
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overreaction
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone wearing clothes that are too small
Other expressions
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Brains
Other expressions
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