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I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
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It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
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The correct time
You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
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He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
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Worn out
If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Switch
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Useless
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
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A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
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It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Taste
He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceit
He's full of himself
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A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
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Pretentions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She has more than one lover
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
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