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A face like a bee keepers apprentice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pretty
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
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… like a turd in the punchbowl
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Out of place
Unwanted
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Eyes
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Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Talks a lot
We better git on the stick!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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We better get started
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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We’re all alone
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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