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I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
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Talkative
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
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He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
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Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
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About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Useless
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
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Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
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Seasons
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
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You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Worthless
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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