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I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
Other expressions
So so
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Smiling
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
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