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A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
Took off like Moody's goose
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Left quickly
Other expressions
Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
Other expressions
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, shoot me for a billygoat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
Other expressions
Well
Well I'll be darned
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
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