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Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
Spring chicken
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Chestnut time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
Other expressions
Seasons
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
Other expressions
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
Got your feathers ruffled.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Upset
Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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