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So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re the same
Ain't I God's own fool?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
I’m gonna tan yer hide!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Other expressions
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
Other expressions
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The leader
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quieter than a graveyard
Expression
Miscellaneous
Graveyard
Other expressions
Quiet
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
Other expressions
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
Other expressions
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
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