Keyword: Other expressions (Page 44)

So ugly no fly would land on ‘em

They’re like two peas in a pod.

Ain't I God's own fool?

He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.

He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.

Dumber than a stump

Tight as Dick’s hatband

I’m gonna tan yer hide!

Quit bein’ ugly.

The apple never falls too far from the tree.

Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice

The bell cow

Uglier than a burnt stump

Quieter than a graveyard

Took a heart burnin'

He’s got molasses in his britches.

I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.

Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

Between you me and the gatepost…

It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan