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It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His face was all plowed up
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Creased and wrinkled
Face
Other expressions
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
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Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Caught with your pants down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Surprised and unprepared
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
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That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
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Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
Other expressions
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Stingy
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look terrible
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone prone to boasting
Other expressions
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