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Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Every dog has his day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone shines someday
Other expressions
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Plantation dog
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A dog that keeps livestock out of the crops
Other expressions
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m touching cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve got to use the bathroom badly
Other expressions
I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’m gonna give him one last chance
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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