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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
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