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You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can say whatever you want but that doesn't change the facts.
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Our grandpas swapped horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re distantly related
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Just cause you say it doesn't make it so
Other expressions
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
Other expressions
A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
Other expressions
I’ll tie a knot in yer tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Discipline
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
Other expressions
Very difficult
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