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He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stop arguing and do as you're told
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
Other expressions
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
Other expressions
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
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