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Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
Tight as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
Other expressions
Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.
Miscellaneous
Don't invite trouble
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always
Forever
Other expressions
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
Other expressions
He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
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