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Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someplace close by
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.
Miscellaneous
Don't invite trouble
Other expressions
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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