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Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Needless
Other expressions
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
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A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
Other expressions
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
Other expressions
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
As long as Pat stayed in the army
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No time at all
Of short duration
Other expressions
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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