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You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Messed up as a soup sandwich
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Taste
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Appearances can be deceptive
Other expressions
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of soap
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor
I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She was quiet
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