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Other expressions
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Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, slap my head and call me silly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Needless
Other expressions
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
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