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Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
Other expressions
Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Switch
Lay out… (of work/school)
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Play hookey
Stay home
I ain’t tellin’ ya how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the way it is
There’ll be no argument about it
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
If it was raining soup, he'd be out in the yard with a fork.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
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